So after a few weeks of Covid lockdown things are getting a bit more back to normal for us and we’ve been sending out tapes and mini CDs, as well as starting to get in new product – check out this new noisecore mini CD from Surreptitious Glance
So you may have heard there’s a bit of a bug going around. Naturally this, along with the UK government’s current stance on not providing tangible financial support for the self employed, affects the posting and indeed manufacture of physical products. Therefore for the foreseeable we won’t be able to post out anything from the existing catalogue, and any new releases will be digital only and therefore only available from
However, check out these recent digital gems, which will hopefully have physical versions later in the year depending on what the hell happens. Stay safe everyone! Self-isolate and social distance as appropriate! x
Every now and then a release comes along which truly captures the imagination of generations. If you enjoyed Rich Keeble’s In The Bath full length (and why wouldn’t you), then you’ll surely love this limited edition C14 cassette containing a recording of him eating a takeaway buffet curry. You get it all here: the rustle of the carrier bag, the opening of the container, the consumption of the food and finally the discarding of the remains, all in a little over 6 minutes which repeats both sides of the tape so you don’t have to rewind.
The tapes themselves are mango chutney colour, with laser printed labels containing a close up of the actual curry consumed. Inserts are also pro printed on 160g paper and contain exclusive “before and after” photographs. You don’t wanna miss this so go and grab one now!
We finally got round to putting the RKMAMs Lazy EP on 7 inch, and we’re very happy with these lovely looking lathe cuts from Lathe to the Grave! Sadly the first batch were all shifted at the November gig, but we’ll get some more in soon! Check them out in the shop!
We’ve got these Goodbye Sergeants business card data DVDs up for grabs – very limited edition! Contains the MP3 compilation album from 2017 plus nice colour pro printed inlay with rare photos and liner notes! Pointless? Maybe! Nobody asked for it, but we did it anyway. Check ’em out
CELLS play The Gunners tonight with a bit of a twist: Dan G can’t make the gig so Rich is switching from bass to drums for this one, and the band will be a two-piece. Expect some exciting twists including perhaps the odd Static Statek track…
We have new load of special edition Static Statek USBs in stock! Each one contains the full 3 hour album in a high quality 320 MP3, and a lanyard so you can wear it round your neck and look like a complete c**t! Head on over to the shop and check ’em out!
That’s right kids, we have a brand new website with a proper secure online shop through which you can purchase all our downloads, tapes, 3 inch CDs, USB shit and other weird merch using all the modern methods that technology allows! Maybe, I dunno. I think I still have a chequebook somewhere.
We’re not really web experts so if you see anything weird or just wrong do send us a message. Dziękuję kochanie.