We finally got round to putting the RKMAMs Lazy EP on 7 inch, and we’re very happy with these lovely looking lathe cuts from Lathe to the Grave! Sadly the first batch were all shifted at the November gig, but we’ll get some more in soon! Check them out in the shop!
We’ve got these Goodbye Sergeants business card data DVDs up for grabs – very limited edition! Contains the MP3 compilation album from 2017 plus nice colour pro printed inlay with rare photos and liner notes! Pointless? Maybe! Nobody asked for it, but we did it anyway. Check ’em out
CELLS play The Gunners tonight with a bit of a twist: Dan G can’t make the gig so Rich is switching from bass to drums for this one, and the band will be a two-piece. Expect some exciting twists including perhaps the odd Static Statek track…
We have new load of special edition Static Statek USBs in stock! Each one contains the full 3 hour album in a high quality 320 MP3, and a lanyard so you can wear it round your neck and look like a complete c**t! Head on over to the shop and check ’em out!
That’s right kids, we have a brand new website with a proper secure online shop through which you can purchase all our downloads, tapes, 3 inch CDs, USB shit and other weird merch using all the modern methods that technology allows! Maybe, I dunno. I think I still have a chequebook somewhere.
We’re not really web experts so if you see anything weird or just wrong do send us a message. Dziękuję kochanie.